Kim Kardashian was at it again last week, posting the above nude selfie to Instagram in a bid to once more ‘break the internet’, complete with the caption “When you’re like I have nothing to wear LOL”. Predictably, outrage ensued. After all, how could Kim Kardashian the queen of fashion have nothing to wear? Not even a watch? Perish the thought! To right this terrible injustice we’ve picked 3 watches we think Kanye West should consider buying Kim. After all, you’re never really nude if you’re wearing a watch, right?
Hublot Big Bang UNICO Sapphire
First up is the Hublot Big Bang UNICO Sapphire, which if you think about it is kind of an obvious choice really. Like Kim Kardashian herself it leaves very little to the imagination, putting it all out there on show. The 45mm sapphire crystal case is completely transparent (much like Kim’s motives for posting the selfie) and houses the automatic mechanical Hublot Unico Caliber HUB1242. Unlike Kim’s selfies though the Big Bang UNICO Sapphire is limited to just 500 examples.
Richard Mille RM 67-01 AUTOMATIC EXTRA FLAT
Another stripped down watch perfect for the wrist of a stripped down Kim Kardashian is the new RM 67-01 Automatic Extra Flat. Like Kim herself, Richard Mille is better known for his more shapely creations that proudly announce their presence on the wrist. At 38.7mm x 47.52mm x 7.75mm the RM 67-01 Automatic Extra Flat can legitimately call itself ‘thin’, plus its understated style will never detract from the rest of your outfit (or lack of one.)
Rolex OYSTER PERPETUAL GMT-MASTER II In 18k Gold
As much as we like to give Kim Kardashian a hard time there is no denying she is a boss who gets the job done. She may be famous for being famous but she’s also managed to build a business empire out of it and has been making bank ever since:
sorry I'm late to the party guys I was busy cashing my 80 million video game check & transferring 53 million into our joint account
— Kim Kardashian West (@KimKardashian) March 8, 2016
As such, she deserves a watch from Kanye that really expresses this and nothing says money, power and success like a solid gold Rolex. We picked the GMT-Master II because Kim is a jet-setter and presumably has an entire entourage that can help her set the second time zone when she’s on the move.
Seriously though Kim, if you’re going to post nudes, at least class it up a little with a nice watch!